Written by Todd Neikirk and Clare Fitzgerald
Wars have been fought pretty much since the beginning of time, and they have a brutal effect on the world. Not only does land become ravaged by the fighting, but countless people lose their lives. However, not all wars are created equal. There are some that have featured very little, or no, bloodshed, as the following list shows.
1961-63 – Lobster War
In 1961, French fishermen were experiencing tremendous success fishing for lobsters off the coast of Mauritania, in northwest Africa. As such, they decided to expand their search for the crustacean to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, arriving in the waters off the coast of Brazil later that year.
The Brazilian fishermen who plied their trade were upset to see the large French vessels moving in, leading the Brazilian Navy, at the orders of Adm. Arnoldo Toscano, to send two corvettes to patrol the area. The French ships were also told to leave for deeper waters, which they refused to do, leading to a dispute known to history as both the “Lobster War” and the “Lobster Operation.”
In response to the actions of the Brazilian Navy, French President Charles de Gaulle ordered the destroyer Tartu (D636) to the coast. While the dispute lasted two years, no blood was spilled. An agreement was eventually reached, wherein Brazil extended its territorial waters and the French were allowed to fish in the area, as long as a percentage of their catch was given to Brazilian fishing boats.
1883 – Dodge City War
By 1883, a number of incidents in the boomtown of Dodge City, Kansas had begun to make residents feel a bit unsafe. The town was famous for the amount of gunfighters who’d worked in the area at one time or another, and it was known to house a number of unsavory businesses. To put it simply, Dodge City was your typical Old West community.
That year, a man named Lawrence E. Deger ran for mayor on a law and order ticket. Upon being elected, he immediately attempted to shut down Dodge City’s parlors and bars. A particular target of Deger’s was Long Branch Saloon, owned by Luke Short. Short resisted the ordinances, to the point where he got into a gunfight with a police officer. While neither was injured, Short was quickly arrested, before being released on bond.
Eventually, Short assembled a protection team known as the “Dodge City Peace Commission,” which included legendary lawmen Wyatt Earp and William “Bat” Masterson. The two factions, however, never came to blows. Kansas Gov. George Glick eventually got involved, and the saloons and parlors were reopened. Not long after, Short relocated to San Antonio.
1651-1986 – Three Hundred and Thirty-Five Years’ War
The Three Hundred and Thirty-Five Years’ War began all the way back in 1651 and lasted, you guessed it, 335 years. The dispute between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly began during the English Civil War, when Dutch Adm. Maarten Tromp declared war after becoming unsatisfied with a lack of reparations from the Royalists. However, there was an issue: Tromp likely didn’t have the power to do such a thing.
Amazingly, there was such little actual warfare that the conflict was forgotten about for centuries. It wasn’t until 1986, when historian Roy Duncan brought the war up, that a peace treaty was officially signed between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly. However, it was more symbolic than anything, as by that point, the long-running war had become a bit of a joke between the two sides.
1838-39 – Aroostook War
The Aroostook War, also known as the “Pork and Beans War,” was a conflict between the United States and the United Kingdom that occurred from 1838-39. The issue centered around where the border for the state of Maine ended and that of the British colony of New Brunswick began.
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While the conflict became serious enough that Britain sent 15,000 troops to the area, both sides didn’t really want to go to war, especially after the War of 1812 just a few decades prior. In the end, US Secretary of State Daniel Webster met with British diplomat Baron Ashburton to work out a peace treaty.
What resulted was the Ashburton-Webster Treaty, which outlined the terms of the border between Maine and New Brunswick.